eats, shoots, and leaves – new illustration
by eef on July 23rd, 2010
6 Comments
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
‘Why?’ asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
‘Well, I’m a panda,’ he says, at the door. ‘Look it up.’
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. ‘Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots, and leaves.’
I guess I could have drawn a gun in his hand instead…
Tags: bear, cartoon, comic, drawing, joke, panda
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ashley
Love it!
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eef Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 07:50
thank you!
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nuts4fruits
lovely, as always. but you forgot to sign it
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eef Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 07:50
yeah, i have a whole bunch that i forgot to sign… and then i uploaded, and now I’m lazy because I’ve already used them in posts and it seems like a lot of work to sign, re-upload, and change all the links. One of these days I’ll get around to it!
And thank you! =]
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Stephanie
Haha love it!
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eef Reply:
July 25th, 2010 at 07:48
thanks!
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